TEDDY WAYNE

October 28, 2017

Future Tense: Amazon Key Is a Lot Less Scary Than My Post-1-Click Remorse

Future Tense By TEDDY WAYNE I recently bought a pair of sneakers online after some browsing. I knew exactly what I was getting, having owned the […]
September 8, 2017

Future Tense: What We Talk About When We Talk About and Exactly Like Trump

Future Tense By TEDDY WAYNE Tremendous. Yuge. Sad. Beautiful. Disaster. Horrible. Disgusting. Failing media. Fake news. Believe me. Frankly. Blood coming out of her wherever. I […]
August 3, 2017

Future Tense: Grandpa Had a Pension. This Generation Has Cryptocurrency.

Future Tense By TEDDY WAYNE Most readers have probably heard of Bitcoin, the digital coin that dominates the cryptocurrency market. It has gained notice both because […]
May 5, 2017

Future Tense: Social Insecurity? Internet Turns Boomers Into Twits

Future Tense By TEDDY WAYNE We have long counted on our elders to act with a dignity befitting their advanced years and to express their sagacity […]
March 25, 2017

Future Tense: The Perverse Thrill of Chaotic Times

Future Tense By TEDDY WAYNE For all the rational appeal of peace and stability, Americans have a powerful attraction to calamity and disruption. World War II […]